Confessions of the Stiletto Mafia
So Will Folks writes for FITS ... REALLY!!! What else is news??? If the pre-filed bills, Top Ten lists and that story about Sanford selling a dozen counties in his budget didn't give it away, then somebody needs a proper introduction to our good friend, Captain Obvious.
Sadly, whatever prodigiousness our boy sic Willie obviously possesses in the eloquence category, the rest of FITS' Stiletto crew can promise you he most assuredly lacks in terms of technical proficiency. Picture a hamster running in circles in your sixth-grade science class and that's our hero attempting to grasp the complexities of the world wide web.
Keep in mind this is the same moron who once upon a time in the Governor's Office called the State CIO to complain that his computer "wasn't working" only to find he had over 200 documents running and had failed to re-boot his machine ... once ... in the previous six months.
FITS is (thankfully) a team effort, and our growing fan base will be pleased to know that the artist currently known as Will Folks is not responsible in the least for keeping us up and running. As a matter of fact, we have a hard enough time getting him to send us his two promised posts a week (must be tough on our boy, running an imaginary consulting firm and all).
In reality, Will (like most men) is good for fewer things than can be counted on one hand. Specifically, as far as FITS is concerned, he is good for not much beyond the following four, operationally-defined, mutually-exclusive tasks - 1) taking the political rap for whatever gets posted on this website, 2) dispensing with enough "celebrity" drama to fill a year's worth of US magazine, 3) providing amazing, multiple-O, lesbian-quality female oral and 4) sporadically sending us some of the funniest political satire available anywhere in the SC blogosphere.
Just remember, behind every good man there's a good woman ... or two ... or three.