New SCGOP Consulting Firm Announced
FITS has learned that a new political consulting firm has been launched in the Palmetto State, one that incorporates not just some of - but in fact all of - the state Republican Party's political heavyweights.
The firm, tenatively called Tompkins, Quinn, Shealy, McAlister, Thompson, Merrill, Sullivan, Felkel, Whetsell, Maleryck, Matney, Adams, Denny, Ayres, Walker, Cahaly, Puhlaski, Donohue & Associates, said its primary focus will be on sticking it as far up Will Folks' backside as is humanly possible.
"Will Folks is an asshole," said Terry Sullivan, one of the founding members of the new firm.
"He's a damn asshole if you ask me," said veteran GOP consultant Rod Shealy.
"Total asshole," added longtime 'King of the SC Politicos' Warren Tompkins.
"Never met a bigger asshole in my life," said Bob McAlister, former communciations director to Gov. Carroll Campbell.
"I don't know him personally but he sure seems like an asshole," said the group's polling expert, Whit Ayres.
Our boy sic Willie could not be reached for comment on the formation of the new firm. Messages left at his office and on his firm's website, www.viewpolitik.com, were not returned, and like the Columbia Police Department, FITS had no recent home address for Folks.