Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Babies Got Back

Things just wouldn't be right here at FITS if we didn't post something once in awhile to make jaws drop and our dear friends at the State House say "now this time they've gone too far." So we've followed up our extremely controversial Hot Legs list with something even more shocking ... not to mention the most shocking thing of all is that Sic Willie is not even writing this.

He is a big baby and is too scared of getting sued. Well phooey on you, Wilbur, but the show most go on. And yes you will still get sued even though you tried to back out of doing the a-- list and the rest of us had to do it for you.

So with the help of Sir Mix-A-Lot, Eminem, Beyonce, Bubba Sparxxx, Black Eyed Peas, P Diddy, Trace Adkins and J-Lo, FITS is proud to unveil the Top 15 "Babes Wit Back" at the S.C. State House ...

15. Catherine "Little in the Middle But She Got Much Back" Ceips - State Representative

14. Dona "Ass Like That" Ayers - Secretary of State's Office

13. Bonnie "Bootylicious" Drake - Lobbyist

12. Laurin "Luscious Lady Lumps" Manning - Queen of S.C. Blogosphere

11. Sara "Shake Yo Tailfeather" Hopper - Lobbyist

10. Sherry "Shake Dat A--" Street - Lobbyist

9. Katie "Double Up ... Uh, Uh" Dunning - Lobbyist

8. Herb "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" Kirsch - State Representative

7. Barbara "Shake Your Moneymaker" Melvin - Lobbyist

6. Kay "Curvalicuous" Clamp - Lobbyist

5. Ashley "Miss New Booty" Smith - Lobbyist

4. Peggy "I'm Sorry Miss Boykin" Boykin - Lobbyist

3. Natalie "Phelt on the Big Phat Phanny" Viers - Municipal Association

2. Heather "Hips Don't Lie" Smith - Judiciary Committee

1. Shirley "Baby Got Back" Hinson - State Representative

So there you have it ... now go and slap Herb Kirsh a good one right on that fabulous fanny of his.


Anonymous TK said...

It has to be said:

"Laughing my ass off!"

4:54 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, what about Quinn? He’s got more than his fair share.

9:18 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vomitous. Is that a word?

2:17 PM


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