Babies Got Back
Things just wouldn't be right here at FITS if we didn't post something once in awhile to make jaws drop and our dear friends at the State House say "now this time they've gone too far." So we've followed up our extremely controversial Hot Legs list with something even more shocking ... not to mention the most shocking thing of all is that Sic Willie is not even writing this.
He is a big baby and is too scared of getting sued. Well phooey on you, Wilbur, but the show most go on. And yes you will still get sued even though you tried to back out of doing the a-- list and the rest of us had to do it for you.
So with the help of Sir Mix-A-Lot, Eminem, Beyonce, Bubba Sparxxx, Black Eyed Peas, P Diddy, Trace Adkins and J-Lo, FITS is proud to unveil the Top 15 "Babes Wit Back" at the S.C. State House ...
15. Catherine "Little in the Middle But She Got Much Back" Ceips - State Representative
14. Dona "Ass Like That" Ayers - Secretary of State's Office
13. Bonnie "Bootylicious" Drake - Lobbyist
12. Laurin "Luscious Lady Lumps" Manning - Queen of S.C. Blogosphere
11. Sara "Shake Yo Tailfeather" Hopper - Lobbyist
10. Sherry "Shake Dat A--" Street - Lobbyist
9. Katie "Double Up ... Uh, Uh" Dunning - Lobbyist
8. Herb "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" Kirsch - State Representative
7. Barbara "Shake Your Moneymaker" Melvin - Lobbyist
6. Kay "Curvalicuous" Clamp - Lobbyist
5. Ashley "Miss New Booty" Smith - Lobbyist
4. Peggy "I'm Sorry Miss Boykin" Boykin - Lobbyist
3. Natalie "Phelt on the Big Phat Phanny" Viers - Municipal Association
2. Heather "Hips Don't Lie" Smith - Judiciary Committee
1. Shirley "Baby Got Back" Hinson - State Representative
So there you have it ... now go and slap Herb Kirsh a good one right on that fabulous fanny of his.