As the Blogosphere Turns
Sombody get us Lindsay Lohan on the phone, because the S.C. political blogosphere is turning into Mean Girls ...
We literally couldn't believe our eyes when we say this post from self-proclaimed "token liberal blogger" Roxanne Walker.
With about as much class as we should probably expect from someone who attended both Western Kentucky and USC-Spartanburg, Walker point blank called Crunchy GOP Girl Sunny Philips a "self absorbed bitch" for getting her (Walker's) name wrong during ETV's election night coverage.
Undeterred, Sunny responded by saying "Angry liberals like Roxanne are nothing new" and telling Walker to "keep your teasing and insults coming."
Ooooooo Goodie goodie gumdrops!
Now all we need for this to officially become FITS' "Best Week Ever" is for Laurin Manning to start suffering from some kind of online identity crisis ... wait a minute ...
Seriously, there is nothing like a good catfight to get the juices flowing ... and there is nothing like someone calling someone else a "self absorbed bitch" to get a good catfight started.
Of course, we were a tad disappointed upon visiting Roxanne Walker's website. It's not that you're liberal, honey. Or that you're mean. Or that your blog is not particularly well-written or interesting.
Not to put too fine a point on it, darling, but your problem is that you look a lot like Jakie Knotts.
And for God's sake, put some damn shoes on.
Yes, Sunny gets under our skin from time to time, too, Elizabeth ... er, Roxanne.
She's so friggin' cheerful all the time, for one thing, and when she starts blathering on and on about how great Katon Dawson is we literally get sick to our stomachs.
But a "self-absorbed bitch?" Hardly.
Currently, we'd have to give that blogger award to you.
THAT REMINDS US ...
FITS will be unveiling its Second Annual "Bloggie" Awards in this weekend's "Echo Chamber." If you thought last year was hilarious, wait 'till you see what we've got in store for your funny bone this go-round ...