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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

O.J. Show Cancelled, Viers Show On Hold

FOX has cancelled the TV/Book special "If I Did It" in which O.J. Simpson was to describe how he "would" have committed the infamous double murder of his wife, Nicole Simpson, and Ron Goldman.

Considered the greatest legal travesty in American history (until Rep. Thad Viers was granted pre-trial intervention yesterday), O.J.'s aquittal in 1995 continues to spark torrents of emotion among people who watch television during the daytime.

The cancellation of O.J.'s show prompted Viers to reconsider his own "If I Did It" episode, in which he details how he "would" have left numerous allegedly threatening messages on Columbia resident Jon Ziegler's cell phone voicemail - including reported references to sodomizing Ziegler's father.

Like O.J. before him, Viers' plight continues to spark torrents of emotion among people who live in mobile homes in Horry County ... and watch television during the daytime.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will, if you want cheap shots go to a college drink night special. You are better than this (I think). Poor choice of posts, and low blow.

3:28 PM

 
Anonymous Frank the Tank said...

FITS,
Thank you for your thoughts on Viers, I was looking forward to it. Vier's is an idiot, and a joke.

Desperate mobile home dweller in Horry County.

3:33 PM

 
Anonymous Frank the Tank said...

Anon,
Get a life!!! It was funny, and the State rep. from district 68 is a joke!

3:36 PM

 
Blogger faithinsound said...

Dear Anony,

First of all, Will doesn't drink. Second of all - and we tell you people this all the time but you never listen - HE DOESN'T WRITE EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE.

He is not even writing this response right now because he is on the way to the Beach for Thanksgiving (we think).

So I, Elizabeth H., do thus serveth you.

3:59 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fact that sober Will is still as much a lunatic only makes us long for drunk Will. At least Drunk Will was fun to be around. Sober Will is less talented and a lot less fun to be around. Interestingly, sober Will is no less cocky than drunk Will.

11:53 PM

 
Blogger faithinsound said...

The always reliable Heather S. and our newest FITS gal Liz H. seem to have covered things nicely during Sic Willie's Turkey Day, but girls, come on ... Could you really let that last comment go without pointing out that in addition to being less talented and less fun to be around lately, Will is also getting a lot less strange ass?

2:57 AM

 

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