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Monday, November 13, 2006

Pelosi Ponders "Brit" Look for Speakership

Speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi (you know, the woman most people had never heard of until after the Ralph Norman campaign was over) is rumored to be pondering a "Britney Spears cut" (or "Brit" for short) as she prepares to become the first woman to hold the nation's highest Legislative office.

Sources close to Pelosi tell FITS the Speaker-to-be first noticed the "Brit" during Spears' recent surprise appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.

We're going to go out a limb here and say that Spears' new haircut is probably not the first thing that most of you are noticing right now. Nor is it probably the second thing most of you are noticing right now.

We're also going to go out on a limb and say that the third thing you're noticing is probably the same thing as the first thing you noticed, and the fourth thing you're noticing is probably the same thing as the second thing you noticed, and that by now your eyes have just decided to split the difference and be happy.

Very, very happy.

Anyway, Pelosi knows that young voters were a key to the Democrats' success last week, and the "Brit" is a way for her to stay hip and relevant with the younger crowd.

South Carolina politicians have employed variations of the "Brit" from time to time, namely Shirley Hinson and perpetual Brit-wearer Joan Brady. Some claim Annette Young is also a fan of the look, although we have been told the feeling is not reciprocated.

Of course, if you want to know what Pelosi is really up to, our bud Chris Cillizza (do you ever take a vacation, dude?) has got your hook up here.

If you want to see more of the "Brit" in all its glory, where else would you go but What Would Tyler Durden Do?

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep Wilbur's out of work again. Back to posting 12 times a day.

The question we want answered is if Wilbur will be on the payroll of the Treasurer's office and our tax dollars will once again be paying his salary. Well?

4:33 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Nancy is going to have to invest in more than a bob style cut to get the full effect of the "Brit".

4:52 PM

 
Blogger faithinsound said...

Anon #1-

Glad you're paying attention to the blog because you obviously weren't paying attention during the Treasurer's race when T-Rav specifically said neither Folks nor Shealy would assume a position in his office.

Anon #2-

That is good stuff! You are welcome on the FITS limb anytime. It's nice when our best girlfriends can appreciate the "full effect of the Brit" as you so eloquently describe it. That is certainly a lofty goal for the 110th Congress.

Now of course we know who Anon #1 is, but are we mistaken in speculating that you've just had a variation of the Brit done yourself?

5:37 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Anon #1 must not have been paying attention to the blog as this particular post has nothing to do with the Treasurer's office. Unless, is T-Rav himself thinking of getting a version of the "Brit"?

5:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, yes, yes I have had a version of the "Brit" done recently, however it did not involve a haircut

5:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one thought Rod would work in T-Rav's office. (Rod has a real career.)

5:54 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will they love you, man.

6:06 PM

 
Anonymous will folks said...

I just want to play football.

6:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JESUS CHRIST YOU IDIOTS! Britney Spears amazing rack is starting you all in the face IN ALL IT GLORY! These cannot be men commenting because MY GOD LOOK AT THAT RACK!!

I do not care where Will works, what Will does, who got what haircut or ANYTHING YOU MORONS ARE SAYING RIGHT NOW.

FOR GOD'S SAKE LOOK AT THAT RACK PEOPLE!!!!

6:26 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you forgotten recently defeated Charleston County School Board member Sandi Engelmann's "Brit" cut?

Please don't post a photo.

5:32 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will, you're too old to play football. Probably too out of shape too.

It IS a hot rack, but I'd bet that it's all real...she did just give birth a few weeks ago. That tends to alter the playing field a little.

7:58 AM

 
Anonymous Tim said...

Who's Will? Who's Pelosi? Did someone say something?

9:14 AM

 

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