Pelosi Ponders "Brit" Look for Speakership
Speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi (you know, the woman most people had never heard of until after the Ralph Norman campaign was over) is rumored to be pondering a "Britney Spears cut" (or "Brit" for short) as she prepares to become the first woman to hold the nation's highest Legislative office.
Sources close to Pelosi tell FITS the Speaker-to-be first noticed the "Brit" during Spears' recent surprise appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.
We're going to go out a limb here and say that Spears' new haircut is probably not the first thing that most of you are noticing right now. Nor is it probably the second thing most of you are noticing right now.
We're also going to go out on a limb and say that the third thing you're noticing is probably the same thing as the first thing you noticed, and the fourth thing you're noticing is probably the same thing as the second thing you noticed, and that by now your eyes have just decided to split the difference and be happy.
Very, very happy.
Anyway, Pelosi knows that young voters were a key to the Democrats' success last week, and the "Brit" is a way for her to stay hip and relevant with the younger crowd.
South Carolina politicians have employed variations of the "Brit" from time to time, namely Shirley Hinson and perpetual Brit-wearer Joan Brady. Some claim Annette Young is also a fan of the look, although we have been told the feeling is not reciprocated.
Of course, if you want to know what Pelosi is really up to, our bud Chris Cillizza (do you ever take a vacation, dude?) has got your hook up here.
If you want to see more of the "Brit" in all its glory, where else would you go but What Would Tyler Durden Do?